AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it! - I hate it!
Sometimes there are creatures that glow.
- Like otters. - Yes, otters.
Glowing doesn't require a lot of effort.
It's like a completely different evolved creature.
I was wondering if we could do something about it.
I've been thinking about how we could do it.
You know, like psybeams.
Those chemical substances and LEDs.
Even if you do that, you'll pollute your body.
- Yes. - I thought it'd be different.
I wanted to create light that doesn't affect humans.
I wanted to create that.
But the only thing I thought we could do was...
- Soaps. - Why?
You're going to lock me up like this cafe.
For example, this is an oronamin C.
It's an energy drink.
- It contains vitamin B2. - Yes.
If you put vitamin B2 in it, it'll glow like yellow.
- Oh, I see. - That's right.
Some people drink too much energy drinks and their soaps turn yellow the next day.
By doing that...
If you shine a black light on your soaps...
Your yellowed soaps might glow.
- Why would you do that? - Why?
I don't like it when my soaps turn yellow.
- You're lame. - I'm sick of this.
If you say that...
- I'll lock you up. - Oh, you're sick of it.
- I'm usually like this. - Yeah, you're usually like this.
I thought it'd be better for you to be rebellious.
At a time like this, at least one person...
Why would you do that?
If you need someone like that, you might think they're nice.
But that's enough! I don't want them!
It's weird, so don't come near me!
- That's what I think. - Alright!
I'm going to shine my soaps on you!
If you make your soaps glow...
And make those creepy creatures say, "Whoa, run!"
And make them watch you, you win.
- You can be a strong creature. - Things have changed.
Things have changed from the beginning.
And this is a yellow solution.
This is tonic water.
There are people who make blue jellies with this.
This liquid glows blue when you shine a black light in the dark.
- So you can make jellies that glow in the dark. - Really?
If you keep drinking this...
Did I just say "really"?
- Yeah. - Clearly.
It's done!
If I do the same thing with this, I'll get blue poop.
- That's amazing. - Yeah.
Maybe, since it's blue poop, if you mix it with the original yellow poop, you might get green poop.
- Oh! - I'm curious about what will happen.
- And this is... - I don't know if it's an official name like "pogonoid" for travel food and vegetables...
- It's "pogonoid" for sure! - It's totally different!
Apparently it contains red and glowing ingredients.
I've been eating this a lot since last night.
- So if you're like "oh no, I'm gonna lose weight!" and if you're like "ugh"... - That's true.
- We've been preparing it since last night. - Yeah, we've been preparing it a lot.
If you think you're gonna get blue poop, please press "blue poop" in the video and light it up.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Man, I'm not confident about this. I don't think it's gonna turn red like this.
I'm going to overdo it.
- You're stupidly simple! - Overdo it?!
This is seriously the worst.
I think it might soak up some of the ingredients and glow a little.
- This is really scary! - This is really scary!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Since we talked about overdoing blue poop, I have something to say.
You know how it's fun to peel off blue poop in the bath after it's piled up like an idiot?
Blue poop doesn't pile up like an idiot!
And blue poop overflows and stuff like that.
- That's a bit of an overhaul. - Because of the overhaul that we talked about, the overhaul...
Ah! It's coming! It's coming!
- I'm tired again. - I'm tired.
Okay, we'll go to the bathroom and you'll look at it in the black light, and when it starts floating, you get 100 points.
- Okay, let's go to the bathroom. - Yes.
Okay, we're done setting up. You two, please open the door.
- Bank. - Yes.
(Screaming)
We turned the black light into a toilet.
One here and one there.
And this is the camera that captures Shonben's movement and walking.
And this is the camera next to the cup.
The cup is placed on the toilet.
Poor camera.
I would like to do it like that.
Ordinary Shonben also has a black light that seems to shine.
I would like you to go and see ordinary Shonben.
Oh, oh.
Until reference.
I see.
Let's do it right away.
Welcome.
(Laughs)
This is dangerous.
(Laughs)
It's really dangerous.
It's dangerous.
(Laughs)
Let's turn it on.
I will go.
(Music)
(Laughs)
that?
(Screaming)
It's not shining at all, so it's no good.
Let's pull out one right away.
I will go.
Yes, I'm ready.
All you have to do is put it out.
Thank you.
For the time when it didn't shine, I prepared a secret weapon.
What?
If it doesn't shine, I'll take it out and do it.
I see.
Good luck.
I will go and have fun.
Wow!
I'm really nervous.
It's dangerous.
Be dense.
Oh, for the time being.
Oh!
Oh, I'm nervous.
I will go.
Three.
Two.
One.
Ignition.
Oh, oh.
Hmm.
This is difficult.
Oh, what is it? What is it?
What? What? What?
What's going on?
Oh, oh.
(Laughs)
What is it? What is it?
I see.
Thank you.
Shall we give it to you?
Yes.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, what is it?
I'm surprised.
What? Are you a ventilation officer or something?
(Laughs)
No, no.
It's unexpected.
It's weird that it comes out of the urinal.
No, this is a front-view mirror ball for when it doesn't shine.
I put a pee in a shiny object and made countless holes in it, so it was a device with a certain expectation of whether a shiny pee would come out, but it didn't look good.
Can I say a big failure?
Hmm.
Yes.
(Laughs)
(Ding)
Now, I would like you to continue.
It is blue.
Somehow, I just peed in front of you three times.
I want you to say "maybe".
I thought it would be difficult to fail, so I added one more camera.
Oh why? I won't look at it, I won't look at it.
I won't look at it at all.
I think you're trying to make me look at it again.
Wow, I'm nervous.
Oh, it's coming.
I think it's going to be great.
Pull out!
Here we go!
Go!
Oh...oh... it's heavy.
Oh, it's very heavy.
How is it?
The last scene
This is the last scene, right?
Let's do our best!
How many cameras are there?
There aren't many, are there?
It's hard to convey the situation.
Shall we go?
Please watch outside.
Let's do our best!
Are you ready?
Okay!
Please turn off the lights!
It's coming!
Take it!
Still, still!
Stop!
Still, still!
Stop!
What is this!?
Wow!
Wait!
This is...
No way!
Wow!
Come on!
What is it?
It's perfectly healthy!
It's amazing!
It stinks!
It's flying everywhere!
This may be a serious experiment of cargo as a deck!
This is wonderful!
It's flying in front of me!
Isn't it amazing!?
This is amazing!
It's not different at all!
What is that!?
Wow, it looks like it's going to move like this!
We finally did it!
As a result of the three of us using the B-2, we were able to launch it!
That's right!
The three of us are often called "team Red Star Gaia" or "missiles", but from now on, let's call ourselves "Sean and Pikachu"!
What!?
I thought you graduated from school!
I'm going to be even more stupid!
Yes! So!
Yes!
Bye bye!
I'm wearing my apparel clothes.
Everyone, please use the next scene.